oi. I'm here, in Paris. What has happened so far? I slept 30 min on the flight to Philly and finished reading
Animal Farm; why were the animals so retarded?... gotta give props to pigs tho, taking advantage of the lack of memory span of the rest. In any case, I got to Philly, starving! My retarded ass didn't think of packing snacks (ie. Salty Nuts, cookies, a sandwhich), and I wasn't gonna give them more money than I already had. There, I bought a plate of yummy potatoes, rice and salad with an extra sandwhich for the 7 hr flight to Paris. This second flight was... interesting.
It was one of those 3-row planes [2-4-2 seaters]. I was on the aisle of the first 2 seats, surrounded by hick-ish, Caucasian individuals (they sounded like Paula Green, from the food network... tho I hate her, it was funny to hear them talk); Sarah, cute girl sitting next to me, would say "momma" & "papa". I say cute, 'cause when the lights went out to sleep she curled on her seat and hugged her teddy bear; yeah, cute no? =] However, she busted out a bible and started reading and taking notes... I wasn't looking directly, just out of the corner of my eye. Don't get me wrong tho, got nothing against them, they were nice.
One cool thing about this plane was that they had video on demand, that is individual screens where you choose what you want to see. Here's what I chose:
1-
Grand Torino -- Amazing movie. I hadn't seen an Eastwood movie, not a big Western fan, but this one was pretty good [sad to say it was better than most of the films I saw at the festival].
2-
Bride Wars -- Yeah, I chose that BAD movie. Hathaway is good looking, but her performance, with Hudson, was LAME. I liked
27 Dresses better. Yeah, I saw that one too; Heigl is good looking.
3-
The Big Bang Theory -- It was an alrite episode of the show, good show btw.
4-
The New Adventures of Old Christine -- Funny episode of another funny show.
5-
Valkyrie -- Amazing movie; however, I didn't get a chance to finish it. Since my retarded ass chose
Bride Wars, I ran out of time by the end of the flight. I got to the point where they implemented Operation Valkyrie, but don't know the resolution of the film.
As you might assume, I didn't sleep all flight. yup. But I had a blast watching movies/shows, minus BW.
So we got to Paris. The airport was intense! They have this odd looking escalators that diagonally transverse a ring-shaped building. One interesting thing about the French govt is the ... trust? they have on immigrants. Border patrol didn't give a rat's ass about us; walk up to them, hand over passport, get a stamp, move on. Compared to American border patrol, in specific the LAX one that ask you your life story before letting you in, the French are pretty chill.
Next, baggage claim. Like usual, it always takes a life time for me to get my luggage, even tho I only had 1 checked this time. After the usual freak out about them having lost it, it has happened to me, I saw it. Usually I use luggage with easy-to-spot colors, taking into account my ... condition, or with identifiable ribbons. This time, however, mother gave me a brownish-green-that-is-possibly-mustardish-brown suit case; I was scared I wouldn't recognize it. =[
Then, take a taxi. EXPENSIVE! I was supposed to take this cheap shuttle, but I made my reservation too late, and even if they accepted it they'd only wait 30 mins for the passenger before they take off. TRAFFIC! Mispronounced words, I tried to sorta start a conversation with the driver and I said "Est-ce qu'il pleure en juillet?" and it's "Est-ce qu'il pleut en juillet?" [cry vs. rain] He was like, "il pleut?.. de l'eau?" I realized he didn't understand me, so I went all Salvie on him and represented rain with my hands [you know, palms down wiggle your fingers], before I realized I asked if it CRIED instead of RAINED. I corrected myself and he said something I didn't quite understand! ha. He DID, however, complemented my French. =]
So we get to Place d'Italie, where the hotel is, and I check in. TINY ASS ROOM! Hopefully you'll see from pics, but it's tinier than what pics show! Took a shower, in an awkward shower, then set off to explore. There's this neat mall right behind the hotel, I bought my first baguette sandwich with a tartellete framboises.. om nom nom nom. Met my roomie, pretty chill guy. Took a nap; overslept; rushed to enroll for the fall. Had a meeting, then had another baguette; I did it myself. yay! [it didn't satisfy my appetite, but fuck it! Imma leave a la francaises!]
It was a fun day.
--Sergio
PS: Remember that sandwich I bought in Philly? Well they served a meal in the flight to Paris so I saved it for later. When I was waiting for my luggage, I realized I had left it in the plane. =[

